Carsonite

An individual that works in a science based profession requiring extensive education, that still holds personal beliefs contrary to their field and education. Such as a physicist that believes the "young earth" model or a medical doctor being anti-evolution. Named for the politician and doctor Ben Carson.

Guy 1: Man, Kevin has been studying cellular biology at uni for like 3 years now and he STILL thinks evolution is bogus.

Guy 2: Yeah, Kevin is turning out to be a pretty obnoxious Carsonite

by PleaseThreatenMeWithaGoodTime October 30, 2020

Carbonite Filter

Carbon/carbonite filters are used for all sorts of purification. Lately, carbonite filters have been used on bongs. The smoke goes through the carbonite rock, removing carcinogens and other toxins, but not removing the THC. This means you won't cough as much. Regular carbon filters are replaced, while the built in Carbonite brand ones can be cleaned and maintained. It doesn't magically make more THC in your smoke, like the other definition suggests.

Stoner 1: Dude, I love this carbonite filter. It's better than my old ROOR ash catcher!
Stoner 2: Yeah man, just keep it clean.

by glass420lover May 7, 2011

Zen Carsonism

Accomplishment of something through inactivity

Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”

by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019

Carbonize

To smoke a waterpipe with zeal.

We've been carbonizing tobacco all night.
Lets carbonize this shit.

by Adeptus Carbonarum January 22, 2009

Cartnite

A boof THC vape cartridge, Term used when smoking a fake cartridge

Bro over there smoking on a cartnite

by Daiski December 26, 2021

carsonism

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.

I believe in carsonism.

by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018

carbonated poop water

a drink from burger king that oddly resembles a coke

Guy: "Oh my god is this coke from Burger King"
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."

by viitxrr May 29, 2020