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Canadian Rubik’s Cube

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A sex act in which a subject is lubed in maple syrup, and gang banged by 3 males of 6 different ethnicities.
I walked in on my girlfriend receiving a Canadian Rubik’s cube when I came home for my lunch break
by Dalton and Zach September 7, 2022
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True Canadian Shotgun

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A True Canadian Shotgun (TCS) is the best pick-me-up for any time of the day. Although this shot gun uses Tim Hortons coffee instead of beer there is still some alcohol involved. A TCS is made up of three liquids: Tims coffee in a Tims to-go cup (as mentioned before), Canadian maple syrup, and Canadian rye whisky (preferably Crown Royal).

To do a TCS you first make sure the lid to your coffee is on well, then flip the cup upside down and poke a hole into the cup, just like you would if you were shotgunning normally. Then add a shot of whisky to the coffee and shotgun away. After you have shotgunned the coffee and whisky mixture use Maple Syrup as a chaser.

A good drinking game to play is whenever you see a moose you have to do a True Canadian Shotgun. (Best played when in Newfoundland)
Dean: Damn Jack you seem really down.
Jack: Stephanie just dumped me because I’ve been bangin the noodle to much.
Dean: Harsh man, here come do a True Canadian Shotgun with me and you’ll feel better.
by 5wampDaddy July 17, 2018
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Canadian Shower

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1. Taking a liquidy shit off a ski left.
2. Can also be applied to any situation in whch a liquidity shit occurs by accident.
Example 1: Bob ate a burrito just before going skiing and gave a Canadian Shower to a group of little kids skiing under the lift.

Example 2: I wanted to fart in Bob's face while he was sleeping but I accidentally gave him a Canadian Shower.
by TheKimmer July 28, 2012
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Canadian sweep

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An NBA playoff series that ends in six games. Defined as “sweeping the opponent, but giving them two, you know, to be polite." Preferably, but not necessarily, a series in which the series-winner loses the first two games on the road then wins the next four in a row.
by 416G May 25, 2019
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The Canadian Scramble

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“You put the dick in the tits and you tie it in a bow, put some ketchup on it, that’s a Canadian Scramble!”
We made The Canadian Scramble on the futon.
by TIttyTickler22 December 29, 2020
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Canadian snow storm

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The act of ejaculating into an oscillating fan, making your semen fly all over the place
The Canadian snow storm was hitting the room full of girls hard
by Giggity Goo March 27, 2017
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