College 

The place that will fuck you in the asshole with student debt.

Person 1: Hey Bruh I'm gonna go to College.

Person 2: Have fun getting fucked by student debt!

College by Ese Loco Ghost November 14, 2016

College 

A place where you go to escape the real world, most likely out of fear. Your first 2 years of college is just a dignified boarding school where you take more classes you can take in high school, then you finally decide what you want to do by junior year when you finally got hit in the head a few times and realize that before your 30 that you should get married and have kids. College is not as spectacular as you think it is . You still got the drama, the jocks, the nerds, just like high school. You have homework just like high school and you still have a chance to act in a play or play a sport just like high school. Where else can you get access to a music production studio or play basketball. Very rare is real life. In high school, you can escape drama by going home to your mommy and daddy. Now you are forced to live with this smelly guy who pukes on your sociology textbook and feeds his math homework to his goats.

College is just high school on jolt. Same thing.

College by kyle230 April 21, 2010

college 

1. Just like high school, but harder, and more expensive. 4 (or more) years of wasting your parents money and learning shit that you wont remember once you start working.
2. Hell

Your mom goes to college..

college by Meno February 27, 2005

college 

a forty thousand dollar bar tab

i cant wait to go to cheers

college by patrick April 16, 2005

College 

The loneliest place that I ever been to.

(From a recent online conversation)

- So you went to American college. That means that you were partying non-stop, right?

- Nope, not really.

- Well, I saw some American movies and I thought that this is the only thing that everyone is doing in college.

- Yeah - you can see zombies and walking dead in American movies too. Doesn't mean that they actually exist.

College by Stereot April 17, 2011

College 

-The biggest mistake of my life.

-Do not fucking bother.

-A great way to dig yourself into infinite debt.

Thanks to my poor judgement, I now have to spend the next 30 years paying back every dime I make to my college!

If any moron can get a degree these days, what's the point of spending the money?

College by I_HATE_COLLEGE February 5, 2012

college 

A magical place where it is rumored that learning takes place, although to those who enter it is often described differently afterward, as a beatiful land in which beer flows in amber currents next to a golden pasture, where virgins lie naked with gentle smiles upon their calm, inviting faces; but more precisely, a Shangri-La rite of passage into adulthood which involves rampant consumption of alcoholic beverages, flagrant and promiscuous sexual behavior, and a general and fundamental disregard for any form of responsibility by its habitants.

Thank you sir, may I have another?

college by Phlagellum September 23, 2003