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Buttlocks

His butt hairs are so nasty, he could make buttlocks!
by KozySpike March 8, 2010
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Buttock-clenching

1 Noun. The clenching of the Gluteus Maximus.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.

Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.
1 Buttock-clenching helps strengthen the Gluteus Maximus.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.
by JMUK July 17, 2012
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buttfuckshit

-a word one uses to express extreme anger or annoyance,

-similar to bullshit, but in a stronger context.
Josh I dont give a fuck about your buttfuckshit
by MKN Dictionary March 17, 2011
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buttocks décolletage

Buttocks décolletage is a fashion in which the person deliberately wears her jeans or other clothing short or low enough to expose the upper part of the cheeks and crack.
The dress I tried on allowed too much buttocks décolletage, even for the Gulf Coast beach hangouts.
by eViL pOp TaRt January 7, 2007
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SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

When the spy, featured on the PS3, and PC game, Team Fortress 2, attempts to stab you (one of the 8 other male characters) in the back, but instead, gives you "Surprise Buttsecks" after, the trending songs and videos on YouTube.
*The Blue Scout, is defeating the red team when suddenly-*
Spy: "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS", BUTTSECKS, B-B-B-B-B-BUTT-SECKS!!
by TeamFortress2Fangirl June 12, 2012
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surprise buttsecks

To give someone anal sex at an unexpected time, or place. Perfect for those special moments.
A: Me and my gf had a really romantic date last night. Saw titanic.
B: nice
A: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise buttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
B: WTF??
by the real rick james December 7, 2005
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buttocks oobleck

SEE BUTTIX ROMULIN. syn.,
The stinky yellowish greenish brownish reddish phlegm that coats an unwashed anus. Respected in certain regions.
Olivius had the stinkiest fecking buttocks oobleck that the guys could smell him from three Burroughs over.

He wasn’t respected amongst the plus sized males until he had copious amount of buttocks oobleck.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
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