Buttham

When someone slaps another persons butt with a slice of ham while another guy is slurping the juices coming from the ham hitting the butt

Phil, John and Jim were bored so they played buttham with each other

by OGRE KING January 13, 2015

butthaven

Noun. Singular. US English colloquialism. A comfortable place in which to sit.

My favorite butthaven is this sofa.

This car seat is so uncomfortable, it's no butthaven.

by Atayodea Mi January 7, 2011

butthay

A term used in disgust when describing something you really don't want or had to do.

Butthay, I really liked the suppository they gave me just before the procedure!

Butthay, we didn't have to sit in the sewage that long!!!

by Jamfetto March 24, 2009

buttramp

(noun) Someone who loves anal sex so much, they'll bend over for any willing dick, regardless of circumstances. These people are also frequently dubbed asswhores, anal-whores, and politicians.

"Jon is such a buttramp! I saw him bent over, grabbing his ankles, and taking the captain of the football team's meat sword in his ass."

"Christa is a buttramp! The Owner fired her and the Department Manager when he caught them having anal sex in the office yesterday during lunch!"

by Chief of the Okhrana January 11, 2014

Butthaze

Butthaze refers to anything produced that does not please the creator, but impresses an outsider. This term is most commonly used in the creative design industry, where a designer is not pleased with his work, but his superiors, colleagues, or clients are satisfied.

History
Butthaze, originally an old method of hallucinating, consisted of urine and feces collected in a bottle and kept out in sunlight for extended periods of time. Inhaling the "haze" would invoke hallucinations for days, and sometimes death.

** There is also counter-butthaze where the creator is very satisfied with their work, but an outsider does not find it pleasing.

Ryoko: I just finished this comp for the Blackberry proposal, but I'm not satisfied with it.

Colleague: Well, I think it looks fantastic.

** This instance clearly shows Ryoko's work is butthaze

by Speecesies June 23, 2009

Butthairs

The hair on ones Butt used for Braiding .

Do you braid?' 'Braid what?' 'your butthairs silly!' 'OH, of course!!!

by -Braider April 12, 2011

butthash

Slang for the drug "Jenkem"
Jenkem is the fermentation of raw sewage, the user will then capture and inhale the gas created during the fermentation process.

(Dude 1)~ Dude lets do some Butthash!
(Dude 2)~ Whats Butthash?
(Dude 1)~ We take all our crap and piss and put it in a jar cover it with a balloon, once the balloon is full we suck the air out and get high as shit.
(Dude 2)~ Sweet

by granz November 27, 2007