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butthaven 

Noun. Singular. US English colloquialism. A comfortable place in which to sit.
My favorite butthaven is this sofa.

This car seat is so uncomfortable, it's no butthaven.
butthaven by Atayodea Mi January 7, 2011
Related Words
that fine blond hair found around the rectum. But hey, could be around the bifkin!
She's a neat freak, but sometimes misses a bit of butt hay when shaving.
butt hay by DrPerlJam April 29, 2009

Butthaze 

Butthaze refers to anything produced that does not please the creator, but impresses an outsider. This term is most commonly used in the creative design industry, where a designer is not pleased with his work, but his superiors, colleagues, or clients are satisfied.

History
Butthaze, originally an old method of hallucinating, consisted of urine and feces collected in a bottle and kept out in sunlight for extended periods of time. Inhaling the "haze" would invoke hallucinations for days, and sometimes death.

** There is also counter-butthaze where the creator is very satisfied with their work, but an outsider does not find it pleasing.
Ryoko: I just finished this comp for the Blackberry proposal, but I'm not satisfied with it.

Colleague: Well, I think it looks fantastic.

** This instance clearly shows Ryoko's work is butthaze
Butthaze by Speecesies June 23, 2009

Butthairs 

The hair on ones Butt used for Braiding .
Do you braid?' 'Braid what?' 'your butthairs silly!' 'OH, of course!!!
Butthairs by -Braider April 12, 2011

butthash 

Slang for the drug "Jenkem"
Jenkem is the fermentation of raw sewage, the user will then capture and inhale the gas created during the fermentation process.
(Dude 1)~ Dude lets do some Butthash!
(Dude 2)~ Whats Butthash?
(Dude 1)~ We take all our crap and piss and put it in a jar cover it with a balloon, once the balloon is full we suck the air out and get high as shit.
(Dude 2)~ Sweet
butthash by granz November 27, 2007

butthaahh 

(v) the rahway way to say "bust that ass"
guy 1. she lookin rite 2day

guy 2. yea id butthaahh

........................................

guy 1. lets go play tht new madden

guy 2. im about to butthaahh
butthaahh by CaRbA732 August 25, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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