Brofinity

is a attraction to another bro, the puppy love stage of a bromance.

when you hang out with someone and consider them more then an acquaintance you enjoy their company but not quite ready to call them your friend. that is an example of brofinity

by Josh Weitz March 23, 2010

Brofinity Stone

An unbreakable bro bond stronger than anything and when combined, unstoppable.

Whenever I'm in a pinch, i always know my brofinity stone has my back.

by The Duke of Games August 7, 2019

Brosanity

When an absurdly large amount of bros gather in a common location to partake in bro-like activities, such as: wearing Affliction t-shirts, showing off one's Nautilus tattoo, driving one's raised Ford Truck 350 with a flame paint job, sporting black sunglasses outside at 8pm, threatening to "punch out that little bitch" at a nearby bar, and generally making a mockery of well-accepted human mores and ethics.

"Dude, a surfing competition and a UFC PPV on the same day IN downtown Huntington Beach?! That's friggin' Brosanity!"

by 5aby August 10, 2010

Broginity

bro gin ity
1)A man losing his backdoor v-card to a friend (bro) in order to assert dominance. Not necessarily a homoerotic display, but an establishment of roles in the relationship.

speaker 1: I heard Evan lost his broginity to John.
speaker 2: I think we're next, John's way to manly for us.
speaker 1: We don't have to like it though right?
speaker 2: No, but still it's unavoidable.

by jten June 30, 2009

bromidity

The moisture residue that accomulates on a plastic or leather chair after a man sits down for awhile in an air conditioned room and then gets up to leave. Even though the pants are not wet, moisture manifests itself because of the difference in temperature of the cool chair and the hot.. ummm..crotch.

Brad: Have a seat in my cool office... you look hot from being outside all day.
Richie: Thanks man.
A few minutes pass..
Richie: Well, I gotta go! He stands up..
Brad: Whoa dude! That's a lot of bromidity on my chair there!
Richie: That's wierd; my pants aren't wet either!?

by BeHugeNow January 21, 2012

Broximity

the closeness between bros

they were in close broximity

by broloquialims September 9, 2011

bovinity

The absolute antithesis of sincere behaviour in human form. Namely executed in completely nonsensical and ridiculous taskmaking within the workplace, encouraging the widest possible deviation from the direct route of A to B (via Z). Also an adequate description of idiotic juvenile behaviour (the like last seen in the playground) carried out by a grown woman/beast.

"Could you immediately fill out five forms in triplicate for the next toilet paper order?"
"Yes! In the name of insane bovinity, I shall! (Ya fat heifer)."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden March 26, 2004