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brit shalom

An alternative to traditional Jewish circumcision, where a pomegranate is symbolically cut instead of the baby boy. During a brit shalom the Jewish newborn male is given a Hebrew name and welcomed into Jewish life.
My nephew's parents are proud Jews but didn't want to circumcise their son, so they had a brit shalom instead. Everyone cried — except the baby!
by BeatriceC1000 August 31, 2020
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Brit School

Its a preforming art school. If your a parent trying to find out about it just go to the website dude. Pedos are also attracted to talent so be careful. (PS Mark where is my weed man you owe me 2 grams)
Jeff - What school do you go to young man
Any one ever - fuck off old man you suck cock at the Brit School
by thekingofanimepussy December 20, 2018
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brit speak

English spoken with British pronunciation standards often marked by dropping many consonants.
A: How do I get from Southwark to Waterloo Station?
B: You mean how do you geh fruh Suh-ark to Wah-a-loo Station?
A: Ah, yes. Sorry, my brit speak is bad.
by Raymond Dang May 17, 2006
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Brit-Shit

A type of shit after passing out with your face on the toilet and no pants on.
Last nite at the party stu had a brit-shit after he had passed out.
by chanM February 18, 2010
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Brit Slit

a c section scar that severely detracts from hotness
Britney Spears sports a very fugly Brit Slit
by Logan Cain January 13, 2008
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brit stick

A person that points out every little detail about pronounciation of certain words, that are otherwise easily understood even when pronounced wrong/slightly wrong due to accent or other language related issues.
"Dont mention every little mistake you Brit Stick!!"

"You have been demoted from being a whigga to being a hunky, we can even go lower, makin you a cracker ... you fuckin brit stick"
by F.S May 16, 2017
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The Spiffing Brit

The most British channel on YouTube. 100% Yorkshire Tea certified. Also the CEO of SpiffCo, which has conquered many lands. There is no exploit he cannot find.
One day the Spiffing Brit is going to find the exploit to real life.
by Doctor J October 13, 2020
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