Bjohn

A God among men

Do you know "Bjohn"?, I heard he's a God

by 06Blurry June 8, 2021

Bjornanotasexual

Someone who loves Bjorn but in a non-sexual way.

Gabe really is the biggest Bjornanotasexual

by Gabe W.P. January 2, 2022

Bjoink

A word that means anything, everything, and absolutely nothing. Much akin to the word Smurf (see definition 2)

What the Bjoink?

by Bjoink September 11, 2009

Bjornayesasexual

Someone who loves Bjorn but definitely in a sexual way.

Gabe definitely isn’t a bjornayesasexual.

by Gabe W.P. March 22, 2023

Bohner Scale

A scale to determine the hotness of a girl. Derived from the slang "boner" which was changed to bohner as an twist on the accents of people.

In the Bohner Scale, 120 is the hottest a girl can get. This means 120000 red blood cells per centimeter of dick tissue
60 is average
0-30 is BAD
negative numbers are so fucking bad, they make all the blood cells zoom out of your dick. the girl has to be HELLLAAA unbelievably ugly

person 1- " DAYUMMMMM Bob! look at that girl, shes definitely a 120 on the Bohner Scale"

person 2- "oh yeahhhh! she made my bohner shoot straight up man.

by coolkid10 April 24, 2009

bjöing

Used to define the sound of a Swedish spring when it is undergoing springification

Person 1: swedish springs be like
Person 2: bjöing

by Javanico March 17, 2021

Ralph Bohner

A name that made Evan Peters quicksilver a joke

Monica Rambeau: You’re Ralph Bohner?
Quicksilver: “Boner” (CHUCKLES)

by SuperGoat636 March 5, 2021