Kind of stupid when you think about it...
Bi Han "Capture Scorpion! Put him in chains!"
Hym "Yeah, ok- Er, eheh, what? Put... Put SCORPION... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes!"
Hym "You mean... You want me to put SCORPION... The guy who's PRIMARY WEAPON... Is chains... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes! What part of that don't you understand!? Go! Now!"
Hym "........ Alright."
Bi Han "Capture Scorpion! Put him in chains!"
Hym "Yeah, ok- Er, eheh, what? Put... Put SCORPION... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes!"
Hym "You mean... You want me to put SCORPION... The guy who's PRIMARY WEAPON... Is chains... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes! What part of that don't you understand!? Go! Now!"
Hym "........ Alright."
*20 minutes later*
Hym "Heeeey buddy.... What, uh... What happened here?"
Bi Han "He overpowered us, killed all of my men, and escaped!"
Hym "OH!? REALLY? You gave the chain guy a handful of chains... And then he used the chains you gave him... To kill everybody and escape? Ope! Yep! I see it now. It looks like this guys wounds are cauterized... So I'm guessing he, I don't know, used the fire magic that he USUALLY USES ON HIS OWN CHAINS... On the chains YOU GAVE HIM... And then he pulled them through this guy's neck... Is that what happened?"
Bi Han "..........😡"
Hym "Well really, this is nobodies fault. I don't see how anybody could have seen this coming. I mean, who would have thought that the chain guy... Would use the chains. Maybe if we would have gave him, like, chains AND A TELEPORTER... THEN... THEN everything would have worked out. Wait! Chains, a teleporter, and a flamethrower... THAT might have worked... To stop him from doing the thing he did, you know, killing all of the guys that helped you capture him."
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Hym 🤨 "What?"
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Hym "Heeeey buddy.... What, uh... What happened here?"
Bi Han "He overpowered us, killed all of my men, and escaped!"
Hym "OH!? REALLY? You gave the chain guy a handful of chains... And then he used the chains you gave him... To kill everybody and escape? Ope! Yep! I see it now. It looks like this guys wounds are cauterized... So I'm guessing he, I don't know, used the fire magic that he USUALLY USES ON HIS OWN CHAINS... On the chains YOU GAVE HIM... And then he pulled them through this guy's neck... Is that what happened?"
Bi Han "..........😡"
Hym "Well really, this is nobodies fault. I don't see how anybody could have seen this coming. I mean, who would have thought that the chain guy... Would use the chains. Maybe if we would have gave him, like, chains AND A TELEPORTER... THEN... THEN everything would have worked out. Wait! Chains, a teleporter, and a flamethrower... THAT might have worked... To stop him from doing the thing he did, you know, killing all of the guys that helped you capture him."
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Hym 🤨 "What?"
Bi Han 😡
by Hym Iam October 22, 2025
Get the Bi Han mug.The original Sub-Zero who competed in the first Mortal Kombat Tournament. His primary task was to assassinate sorcerer Shang Tsung but was killed by Scorpion who believed Bi-Han murdered his entire clan. Bi-Hans brother Kuai-Liang formally known as Tundra took on the mantle Sub-Zero in honor of his fallen brother. However after death Bi-Hans soul fell to the "fifth plane" do to merciless killings. It was then his corrupted soul was redeemed by sorcerer Quan Chi and brought back to life in wraith form as Noob Saibot. At this point Bi-Han lost all compassion he may have had and no longer has his freezing powers.
Bi-Han was the original Sub-Zero.
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kailán: So are you right handed or left handed ?
Lorenzo: Im bi-handle .. I write with my left and eat with my right.
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Kid2: Well...give me a pen I really don't know.
*kid1 hands kid2 a pen*
Kid1: WOAH! You can write with either hand, that's friggin' sweet.
Kid2: Aww, I guess...
Kid1: Dude not many people can do this. They have a special name for people like you.
Kid2: What would that be?
Kid1: Bi-handed
Kid2: Haha! I guess I'll be a freakshow for awhile since you pointed that out.
Kid2: Well...give me a pen I really don't know.
*kid1 hands kid2 a pen*
Kid1: WOAH! You can write with either hand, that's friggin' sweet.
Kid2: Aww, I guess...
Kid1: Dude not many people can do this. They have a special name for people like you.
Kid2: What would that be?
Kid1: Bi-handed
Kid2: Haha! I guess I'll be a freakshow for awhile since you pointed that out.
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