(1) An elitist assholean method for signing email
(2) An email signature indicative of a laziness too pervasive to finish what
one started (by simply adding the word 'regards' followed by a comma)
(
3) The electronic
sign off of any over zealous, ass kissing up-and-comer in academia (probably an intern or
TA) who emails his professors a final draft before it is due
(1) Dear Mildred, I found the gumming you gave me last night at the yacht club to be sub-par. Therefore, I shall no longer be skipping the dessert course of upcoming functions in order to engage in necking, heavy petting or any other similar activities in the custodian'
s broom closet. Best, Charles.
(2) Bro, swt prty lst ngt. Thnk I lft my shrt at yr plce. Best,
Todd (a clear douchebag frat party
boy's name, right?
(
3) Dear
Dr. Failedwritingcareer, Please find attached my analysis of vowel sounds in the works of Alexander
Pope. Best, Herb.