Beat Off!

A spin put on the popular cancer braclets. a braclet supporting the research for the cure to testicular cancer, sporting the tagline 'beat off testicular cancer'

Dude check out my new Beat Off! braclet.

by George Hoefer March 10, 2005

beating off

1) Slang term for male masturbation.

2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle

When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!

by Cappy1 July 10, 2018

beat off

masturbate, jack off

Been beatin' off like a madman lately.

by Anonymous November 02, 2002

beating off

see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking

i love to beat off in wierd places

by rhcpgod August 13, 2003

beat off

when you jack off hardcore

doud i just beat off like 10 times
let me beat off in your ass

by taz gam March 21, 2004

beating off

Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature

Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)

by andy1 May 23, 2005

beat off

1. to defend ones self against an attack
2. to wank somebody off

dave: if two blokes attacked you would you beat them off?
janet: yes i would beat them both off

by adam h March 01, 2005