Weekend at Bernie's 

(verb) The act of propping up a friend who's passed out and can't stand on his or her own.

Dude, you were so shot yesterday after pounding beers at the pool. You passed out in a lounge chair and I had to Weekend at Bernie's you out of the pool area and onto the elevator. I propped you up with my knee. This older couple that got onto the elevator was horrified.

You were passing out but there was no way I was going home without any numbers. I ended up Weekend at Bernie-ing you to two more bars. These chicks I was talking to thought you were drugged.

Weekend at Bernie's by M-dubs December 18, 2012

Bernie's mittens 

Bernie sander's mittens that he wore in inauguration day. whether you're on the left or the right you know those are some sweet mittens.

Person 1: have you seen Bernie's mittens?
Person2: I know. they look pretty warm!

Bernie's mittens by Dr.Mcface February 10, 2021

Burnie's 

Burnette's vodka. If one lacks the funds to purchase a deliciuos Russian vodka like Smirnoff; Burnette's is a great altenative.

Yo, I got fucking pissed on Burnie's last night. I got three hookers, knocked over a 7/11, went home and fucked my wife, all on one pint.

Burnie's by PauliePissyPants June 10, 2009

barbie’s minge 

Something with a particularly difficult or troublesome mode of entry.

Gentlemen, make no mistake, The Castle will be heavily guarded. I warn you now, it will be like getting into Barbie’s minge.

barbie’s minge by Deodenatus July 16, 2023

Barne's Test 

Created when a man said he would never sleep with a women and his friend challenged him with the following scenario:
"If she was completely naked, on a bed, with her legs open, screaming "Fuck me, Fuck me" , would you say no?"

This is commonly used when assessing a mates new girlfriend

"Hey mate did you see Lewis' new girlfriend, she's fucking ugly"

"Barne's Test mate?"

"Yeah ok she's alright."

Barne's Test by The one with pie February 26, 2009

Weekend at Bernie's 

Sexual Position - Spending an extended period of time being fucked by two guys at once. One from behind and one in the mouth.

See Also: Chinese Finger Cuffs

Jessica spent the weekend with her new swinger boyfriend. Poor girl looks like she spent the whole Weekend at Bernie's.

Weekend at Bernie's by Gabriel Dunn March 16, 2009

Barbie's Dream house 

The process of hiring a prostitute/good friend, who then must twist the heads off a variety of "Barbie" dolls and cram them nice and snug up your ass. Then he/she must witness while you shit out said heads while masturbating furiously.

You know, I've been around, but there's nothing like a Barbie's Dream house to soothe the savage beast.

Barbie's Dream house by Pacific Highlander January 11, 2009