BOLM

Beating off like mad

What are you up to?" "BOLM

by Eucleaties September 26, 2010

bolmondi

A person who’s goals are beyond one’s understanding. The brightest mind of the century, commonly named Eyal.
Bolmondi can be used as an adjective to describe something elite, prime, brilliant, and/or godly.
An adjective also used to describe a person in a higher conscious state.

Person1: *moves chess piece*
Person2: Wow man! that move was Bolmondi! (brilliant).

by werewedewedewee July 31, 2022

Bolman Outlier

N. A couple married more than 20 years that still has sex regularly.

Wow! Brandon and Christy must be Bolman Outliers. After being married 20 years, they still have sex every day.

by Chair-Elect November 10, 2013

Bolmph

Incorrect spelling of bulmf. It means to get royally oyally fucked.

My car broke down on the highway, we're "bolmphed"

by Larry Kincaid November 11, 2004

bolmphgineering

An area of engineering concerned exclusively with creating complex machinery or simple objects to produce or aid in the reception of sexual gratification.

Verb form - I saw a movie once where the main characters attemped to bolmphgineer condoms from plastic wrap. . .for some reason they ended up covering their entire bodies with the stuff and just looking really stupid. It looked more like they were getting ready for a Berlin Steamer.

by Joey Cukamunga April 5, 2005

bolmondi

A person who’s goals are beyond one’s understanding, commonly named Eyal.
Bolmondi can be used as an adjective to describe something godly, prime, and elite.
A word used to describe the brightest mind of mankind.

person1: hey have you seen that new invention? it’s like it possesses godly powers!
person2: yea man, it’s something bolmondi!

by werewedewedewee July 27, 2022

Billy’s Bolmph-‘Gin

1. Short for William Taft IV’s Do-It-Yerself-Hand-Cranked-Bolmph-Engine. A mechanical apparatus invented during late 18th century by a southern plantation owner. Invention’s whose sole purpose is to stimulate the penis for masturbation. It consists of a wicker chair with an unsanded, unvarnished wooden box or cylinder that could be swiveled in place over the lap. Device was operated by a cast iron handle and crank on the right side to create a vibrating motion by turning a number of gears, sprockets and ratchets. Later models included a cast iron lever on the left side to simulate a pulling motion on the penis. When first tested by William in 1787 he was killed shortly after, when the lever broke off due to rapid pulling; and he drove several large wooden splinters into his pubic region, which became infected.

No longer in production

by Will April 14, 2006