Assping

It's when somebody gets horny in their ass.

1.) "That Danny guy is so hot, he gave me an assping."
2.) "Steven got an assping so he's in the basement with his finger in his bum."

by wastedbrains December 6, 2010

ASSING AROUND

A person who is goofing off wasting time in a very relaxed haphazard way.

"Mario if off assing around" or "Gilbert is at the mall assing around"

by VINNY TUFANO December 25, 2007

dick assing around

One who cannot get the lead out of thier ass.

One that takes forever to do something; A slowpoke

One that cannot move because its as if they have a dick up thier ass.

A more colorful term for a dipshit.

It took forever to get through Walmart checkouts, because the clerk and person in front were dick assing around.

Person A : Sorry I'm late, I was driving behide someone going 20 and the speed limit was 55.
Person B : Yeah, don't you hate it when people dick ass around and you can pass them.

by meijer2000 November 19, 2009

asspilgrim

noun) one who engages in sodomy or anal penetration of another. one who pilgrimizes or anally explores another's back side.

verb) the act of sodomizing another. pilgrimizing or anally penetrating a victim.

noun) Bobby was raped by the asspilgrim. I was scared of the asspilgrim lurking in the park.

verb) John was asspilgrimming Bobby. It is very painful to be asspilgrimmed.

by Ted Cheatham April 17, 2007

Assting

When you intentionally eat something that will cause you to forcefully evacuate your bowels. Leaving you feeling fresh and cleaned out.

Kevin ate some hot wings, and is assting at the moment. He’ll catch up with us later.

by Dirty_Ferg March 6, 2021

half assing

half hartedly working to achieve an objective.

Many college students are half assing their way through classes.

by kalina ontriguez March 21, 2010

Cockballs Assington

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.

Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011