Aristo

Slang, short for aristocrat. Similar to bougie, or to describe bourgeoisie people.

Ugh, he's a maniac, some self-obsessed aristo trying to get famous on Instagram.

by jubdub1 January 10, 2021

Aristo

SO bad at cod he quits after he shoots his own shadow.

Entire Team: Did you just shoot your own shadow?
Aristo: *quiet asf*

by sadfacesimp September 8, 2020

Aristo

Nigerian slang: Elderly man who uses the lure of a good time to seduce young girls (usually young college girls). Especially as they are working class and have disposable income that neither college girls nor their college boyfriends can compete with. A play on the word Aristocrat.

When I'm older, I'm gonna frequent this College dorm as an Aristo.

My Aristo is coming to pick me up today and we are heading to Tinapa for the weekend. See you girls on Monday.

Aristo levels is definately the way to go.

by Meka O August 18, 2010

Aristo

Aristo is a hipey trynna do 360 no scopes on fortnite or cod. He rose to power in 2021 under the existance of a human being. He showes a great lack of intelligence or common sense in any subject and is always babbling about nonsese things.

With Aristo you can discover 59 synonyms, antonyms, idiomatic expressions, and related words for dumb, like: stupid, blockheaded, dull, senseless, unintelligent, moronic, foolish, dense, feeble-minded, idiotic and ignorant.

Aristo: I sniped someone!
FRiedns: Thats ur shadow.

by Mitroak November 2, 2021

Aristo

Aristo is a hipey trynna do 360 no scopes on fortnite or cod. He rose to power in 2021 under the existance of a human being. He showes a great lack of intelligence or common sense in any subject and is always babbling about nonsese things.

With Aristo you can discover 59 synonyms, antonyms, idiomatic expressions, and related words for dumb, like: stupid, blockheaded, dull, senseless, unintelligent, moronic, foolish, dense, feeble-minded, idiotic and ignorant.

Aristo: I sniped someone!
FRiedns: Thats ur shadow.

by Mitroak November 2, 2021

Aristo

Aristo is a weak and not powerful guy but he is horny and jerks off a lot!

A: you heard of Aristo?
B: I dont wanna talk about this perv

by DerMacher November 21, 2021

aristo-brat

a rich kid who's really snotty, bitchy, and flashes her money around alot.

Georgina: Oh, look, I found 50000 in my purse. Oh look, it's my Lamborghini waiting for me! Oh, Rachel, don't come any closer; you might spill 'commoner' on my Gucci and Dior.

Rachel: Georgina is an aristo-brat. She's so bitchy and horrible.
Tia: She threw her Coke bottle at me. Threw!

by Ezza Kezza July 11, 2011