America Online

Slowest Internet access EVER!

AOL- Slow As Hell

by RatchetBoo October 8, 2003

America Online

1. A term meaning the internet society using the original online program, AOL.

2. A crappy internet software everyone appears to hate that continues to suck.

"What the fuck is America Online? Some sort of telegraphic pole?"

by Chris May 16, 2004

America Online

An internet service provider, who's software suite is written like a hardcore virus.

OMG if AOL tries to dial after I close the program one more time I'm going to strangle my monitor!!

by zip April 24, 2005

America Online

(n);Also known as AOL,Satan,Devil,Evil,666,Spyware, Lag. Also see Bill Gates.

Optimize your internet experience

by smashing your monitor with a sledge hammer.

by Unchain November 1, 2004

America Online

The slowest thing in the history of computers & the internet.

Guy 1: "OMG, America Online is so frickin' slow today!"

Guy 2: "Hasn't it always been that slow?"

Guy 1: "Oh yea. OMG, America Online has always been this frickin' slow!"

by crazyjoe30 June 25, 2010

America Online

An internet service provider that is the equivalent of aids for a computer
also goes by AOL

My pc has america online and i cant get rid of it

by shit_fuck March 31, 2007

America Online

A large internet service provider (ISP) that provides great services for people of all ages.

America Online (AOL) is the greatest ISP of all.

by AOLfan June 22, 2009