Afghanism

Afghanism is a meme created by Troquency, a viewer of the twitch streamer, Afghans_. In his stream, Chat Decides! VIP Application >:) on September 13th 2021, Troquency submitted a YouTube video in his application where he as a joke said, "I am a firm believer in afghanism." The term was meant to be a joke but Afghans acknowledged it and created his own definition that it meant that people had to use their twitch prime subscription. However Ali soon realized that it could be misinterpreted as a middle eastern religion that he was trying to convert his viewers to.

In his stream, Ali tried to convert a viewer to afghanism.

by Zarik September 13, 2021

afghanipan

Afghanipan is the future of Afghanistan. By the year 2069 all heterosexuals will be executed whilst the Afghanipans live a happy and oppressed free life from all the violent straight individuals effectively letting aids run wild through every family in Afghanipan.

Abdul: Give me the bumb ma brotha
Mohammad: Bend over
Abdul: *bends over* ALLAHHHHHHH
Father : Only in Afghanipan

by Jake16261 May 15, 2020

Achanism

The spiritual belief in the divine quantitative outreach to all young yet old believers; in which you meet the holy yet present virt who can summon the great eye of soil and the retreat of Auchan. To know what & how you can hair the ground to the sky. Where you can reach the divine booty of interior cadaver of urstetcha.

Achanism- the state of being integral offenciet.

by “nk cells” on fortnite November 5, 2019

Afghanistanimation

A cheaper afghani knockoff of japanination style of animation.
/fictional / From the movie Super Troopers.

Johnny Chimpo is my favorite afghanistanimation.

by Chris P. Kreme March 14, 2008

Afghani Cheese-Toast

The act of taking ones smegma and placing it in the microwave. Then removing the smegma in a liquid form. Lastly you put the formula on a minorities penis, and use your mouth to remove it.

I wanna afghani cheese-toast that beaner so bad

by Kyle-Zack-Riley May 18, 2011

Afghani Gas Mask

A sexual act in which a male gives his partner a tea bag, one testicle in each eye, and proceeds to fart in his partners mouth.

Ronny thought giving his ex-girlfriend an Afghani Gas Mask would be funny...till she died.

by Nicolae Shoryuka November 27, 2007

Afghani-Dan

A name used for the ever growing more violent; Danville, Illinois. With shootings and opiate trade (heroin) becoming an everyday occurrence in most parts of the city, locals and people who grew up there are starting to liken it to a combat zone. Hence Afghani-Dan.

"I hear you're heading to Afghani-Dan for thanksgiving. You better have body armor on."

"Did you hear about the police standoff after a cop got shot in Afghani-Dan?"

by IraqTANKER July 14, 2014