Ablockalypse

To mass delete, erase or block a large number of people or groups from Facebook, Myspace or any other social media outlet.

Today I will remove any and all unwanted, undesirable persons from my social media life, let's see who survives the "ablockalypse".

by Futureghst-MJC June 13, 2014

Aflockalypse

Name for occurrences of sudden mass animal deaths provoking comparisons to a cataclysmic event such as the 'Apocalypse'.

Incidents starting on Dec 31 2010 with thousands of red-winged blackbirds dropping from the skies over Beebe, Arkansas, USA received widespread attention from the public and media. Dead birds, dead fish, crabs and other mass animal deaths, not uncommon, but not usually widely reported, became a source of alarm in the public eye, mainly due to the usually unexplained reason for the deaths.

Term coined by Washington Post writer Melissa Bell in an article covering the deaths being reported across the United States and Europe in early January 2011.

Dead birds, dead fish, dead crabs turn up all over the world: Signs of the Aflockalypse?

by ChrisArchitect January 7, 2011

acockalypse

The end of the world for your penis. Usually when experiencing sub zero temperatures.

I thought it was the acockalypse, when I jumped in the creek.

by schweeby May 19, 2014

cock blockalypse

An utter and complete cock blocking that decreases your chance of getting some to zero. Typically caused by parents and asshole friends.

"Did you see the cock blockalypse last night?"
"No, where at?"
"I was at Tom's house in bed with a babe when Tom barged in and kicked us out"
"what a doucher"

by Jbru202 November 17, 2009

acockalypse

When a penis is so powerful that it destroys something.

My penis is so powerful it could cause an acockalypse.

by marmoo November 11, 2014

Aflockalypse

The term accounting for mass animal deaths (particularly birds, but also including crabs and fish).

Did you hear they found more dead birds in Sweden?" "Yeah man, its like the Aflockalypse!

by Thuperduper January 8, 2011

Adblockalypse

Adblockalypse refers to YouTube's ill-conceived 2023 plan to prevent internet users from accessing content on the platform if they use ad-blockers, software that bypasses advertising before or during videos.

"PewDiePie and jacksepticeye left YouTube in the wake of the Adblockalypse"

by YourUncleFrank October 19, 2023