Aardvark

A man amogst men. well known and considered a plug in most circles. The kind of guy who gets a high from talking to people.

Aardvark went 3 days without sleep because he was too busy getting high just talking to people.

by Haardvark November 3, 2018

Aardvark

An African animal, related to anteaters and armadillos. They're also good candidates for being mascots of christian kids' shows.

"The aardvark is a medium-sized, burrowing nocturnal mammal native to Africa." - Wikipedia, as if anybody's surprised.

by Harpagornis Moorei October 27, 2020

Aardvark

A transman but with a positive connotation; not to be used to smear the trans community

Nick is an aardvark but he isn't out to everyone yet.

by Naterminator September 25, 2018

Aardvark

Slang term for an AK-47, used in Northern California and the Bay Area primarily

"The Aardvark never jams, not like those shitty Ms (M-16s)"

by Dead Rabbit September 26, 2006

Aardvark

A girl whose nose is so large, that while doing 69 she penetrates your anus! BTM!

So I was banging the AARDVARK last night and she totally tickled my prostate!

by Butch Mathenia August 6, 2006

Aardvark

A dim-wit, slow-moving, slow-talking, slimy joke of a human animal

Jim is just a f... aardvark

by Naj September 15, 2005

Aardvark

Derived from the character 'Arvid' from Head of the class. Someone who is nerd-ish and basically has no social status. Also symbolic of someone who is clumsy and dopey looking.

That guy is so skinny and aardvark!

by Al April 27, 2004