Alchohol

When you're too drunk to remember it's actually spelled "Alcohol"

Bill: "God damn, I can't remember last night. I drank so much alchohol!"
Bob: "Bill, you silly drunk. You're still drunk right now aren't you? "

by Rag1987 June 12, 2020

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the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

when consumed on a regular basis alchohol causes mental and physical problems. Alchohol is a way for people to get away from and forget these problems.

by homer simpson March 19, 2005

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Alchohol

The thing you use to forget about people who fuck you over.

Oh he cheated on you again? Better drink some alchohol.

by Persom online. January 9, 2018

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a type of drink that turns your bestie into a stripper and also a bad mis-spelling of the work alcohol.

alchohol is my friends favorite drink if she drinks enough she can turn into a stripper but can also just be a butcher of an already existing word.

by short. September 5, 2022

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Have you ever wanted to feel like a fucking badass for 3 hours.. maybe get with a girl or whatnot at a party? then 12 hours later puking the every loving fucking guts out of your stomach inside of her shower 2 hours before work??? well this product is for you!!!

Tim: Bro im so down bad id do anything for the baddies!

Sam: Hey bud just sip some of this alchohol fam... itll have you feelin like you won the lottery!!!

Sam: Just know bruh... there IS a price to pay for this!

by Tortured_Soul June 18, 2025