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laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle 

to laugh at somebody out of sheer fondness of that person
If you can laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle and he doesn't feel offended, you can call him your friend.

shat on a turtle 

shat = past tense of shit
turtle = penis

Related: mud on the turtle
shat on a turtle by sytelus July 30, 2010

shat on a turtle. 

to have defacated, past tense of "shit", "shat my pants": to indicate surprise. This isn't slang, it is the actual grammatically correct past tense of shit.
it scared me so bad i nearly shat on a turtle...
shat on a turtle. by jaybiam July 6, 2011

Holy shit is that a turtle 

Also known as H.S.I.T.A.T.

It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.
"Holy shit is that a turtle" said Eli before he broke up with the girl he was with someone.

snappy like a turtle 

Austin's snappy like a turtle.

shat on a turtle 

when you take out your dip and place it on a turtle
dude that poor turtle went back in his shell after u shat in him.

that turtle almost died from smellin that skoal vanilla after u shat on the turtle
shat on a turtle by patrick March 27, 2005