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Poke a turtle's eye

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When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo
Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now
by musicman1993 September 26, 2010
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to laugh at somebody out of sheer fondness of that person
If you can laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle and he doesn't feel offended, you can call him your friend.
by blueeyedsoul February 14, 2012
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shat on a turtle

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shat = past tense of shit
turtle = penis

Related: mud on the turtle
by sytelus July 30, 2010
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to have defacated, past tense of "shit", "shat my pants": to indicate surprise. This isn't slang, it is the actual grammatically correct past tense of shit.
it scared me so bad i nearly shat on a turtle...
by jaybiam July 6, 2011
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Also known as H.S.I.T.A.T.

It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.
"Holy shit is that a turtle" said Eli before he broke up with the girl he was with someone.
by Almost heaven December 27, 2019
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shat on a turtle

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when you take out your dip and place it on a turtle
dude that poor turtle went back in his shell after u shat in him.

that turtle almost died from smellin that skoal vanilla after u shat on the turtle
by patrick March 27, 2005
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