A Bed

People Sleep On You

OH MY LORD MY PERSON IS GOING TO SLEEP ON ME

i am a bed by the way

by Weird Meanings Guy 👍 May 5, 2022

a-bed

The Cutest Cat Or Kitten You Will Ever Meet In Your Life A A-Bed is A cat Which doesn't Adventure Much But He Loves Giving Hugs 🤗

Jimmy : Have You Got a A-Bed ?
Johnny : Yes I Love a-Bed A lot

by FlyingFishy543 (Taylor) June 16, 2019

Share a bed

To shack up. To move in. To live together. To co-habitate

Hey why don't we step it up and share a bed.

by Kiwikid2 September 16, 2016

Slug-a-bed

Someone who spends a lot of time in bed; this is not because they’re ill, but because they’re a bone idle, useless, twat who is totally unfit for purpose as part of the human race.

“Malcolm is always late for work; he says he’s got chronic fatigue syndrome.”
“Nah, he’s just a useless slug-a-bed cunt.”

by AKACroatalin April 7, 2019

three-in-a-bed

A threesome as a one-off (so to speak). A three-in-a-bed is a sexual encounter between three people, usually (at least for two of those involved) for the first and last time.

A phrase beloved of the British tabloid press is "three-in-a-bed romp", which stresses bother the impermanence and the (just-for-)fun nature of the experience, thus engaging the sexual interest and desire, the envy and thus the moralising indignation of the newspaper's readers all at once!

by kofi June 30, 2003

never put a hat on a bed

Superstition. (Cowboy superstition)

Invokes bad luck, injury, or death.

As seen in 'Urban Cowboy': Never put a hat on a bed

by susanmvh March 15, 2014

Full as a bed tick

Belly full up

Just had a large fish chips and curry sauce, my belly is full as a bed tick

by Mr Bute April 5, 2019