/lying 

a made-up tone to indicate that you are lying in a sentence

man i studied today /lying

/lying by whokx December 23, 2023

lying 

An art that is very hard to master and dangerous to fail at.

lying is good for dealing with authority figures.

For example:

boss: Joe! Did you get that report finished?

Joe: Yes, I'll have it on your desk by lunch.

where Joe hasn't got the report finished.

lying by Darth Azule February 9, 2010

lying 

making shit up

Mike: That Gonzo... he's always lying!

lying by Gonzo July 26, 2011

lying 

what your girlfriend thinks your constantly doing.

GF:"where'd you go last night?"
BF:"i went to the movies with some friends."
GF:"your lying to me!" (cries)

lying by viktor vaughn December 25, 2007

lying 

Something that nobody admits to doing, but something everybody does. Except me, of course.

Want to see somebody that mastered the art of lying? Just see our current president.

lying by smashdummies January 24, 2014

Lying 

The ability to use the least amount of information (from the given truth), bend it to your will, add some bullshit to it, and add a dash of charm/reality-distortion field, while slowly changing the topic

Mom: Did you clean your room
Son: Yes i did, and it looks beautiful, as do you, can i have some dinner now

(while lying to his mom
In reality, all the son did was clean the visible part of the room that his mom could see, and quickly changed the topic)

Lying by TMK2 December 23, 2011

Lying 

Hiding the truth, something that a pathetic human being does.

“David had sex with Mary” “your lying because I know that isn’t true”

Lying by Spadarcar June 12, 2018