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The being that created but does not control us. He gave us free will so we we can chose to belive in him or not. He has and will always have infinite love for us. Its okay if you dont belive in him(her/it), he still loves you.
If you help others and live a fairly good life, you will go to paradise. You DO NOT have to accept Jesus, and you DO NOT have to accept Muhammad as your prophet, just live a good life and dont take life for granted, and you will meet God
God by David Orellana August 31, 2008
GOD
god is a normal person who lived a very long time ago who said to one guy that his son died on a cross, this guy belived him and he was a king, so he started the religion christianity
GOD by Mark Downey April 28, 2008
God
Huge guy in white robes with a beard. Shines a lot. Lives in the clouds. Apparently went AFK a couple thousand years back and hasn't returned. Level sideways 8 meme. Can fire lasers and burning apocalypse from hands, eyes, and mouth. Currently running for re-election as ruler of Earth against former employee Lucifer. Has bad relationship with son. Possesses magic sperm which can impregnate virgins. Master of the universe, creator of time/space, etc.
Election date: 12/12/12. Look forward to it.
This example must have the word "God" in it, so it shall.
This example must have the word "God" in it, so it shall.
God by Boredom Strikes Again June 21, 2011
God
(n.) the genderless eternal essence of the undefined; the force by which all life, and all existence, depends; and in human understanding, the equivalent of "love." Nearly impossible to describe, it is something that must be truly experienced to be understood. Much like attempting to describe the complex and wondrous tastes of a multi-course meal to someone who has never eaten before.
Person 1: God doesn't exist.
Person 2: I know, he IS existence.
Person 1: No, what I mean is that there is no such thing as god.
Person 2: How do you know?
Person 1: Because there is no proof he exists.
Person 2: Well, there's no proof he doesn't exist either.
Person 1: Of course not, you can't proove negative existence. You can't have evidence that something isn't out there, because only real things leave evidence.
Person 2: Is there a hippo in your living room?
Person 1: . . . huh?
Person 2: Is there a hippo in your living room?
Person 1: . . . no. Why?
Person 2: Are you sure?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 2: How can you be sure?
Person 1: Because I can look at my living room and see that there is no hippo there.
Person 2: Well, there you have it. You just prooved a negative existence.
Person 1: . . . oh my god. You're right.
Person 2: See?
Person 1: But still, there is no proof that god exists.
Person 2: There is no proof that YOU exist either.
Person 1: Of course I exist. People can see me, hear what I say, and can tell you of the effect I've had on their lives.
Person 2: A lot of people would say the same thing about God.
Person 1: . . . nuh-uh.
Person 2: Yeah-huh.
Person 2: I know, he IS existence.
Person 1: No, what I mean is that there is no such thing as god.
Person 2: How do you know?
Person 1: Because there is no proof he exists.
Person 2: Well, there's no proof he doesn't exist either.
Person 1: Of course not, you can't proove negative existence. You can't have evidence that something isn't out there, because only real things leave evidence.
Person 2: Is there a hippo in your living room?
Person 1: . . . huh?
Person 2: Is there a hippo in your living room?
Person 1: . . . no. Why?
Person 2: Are you sure?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 2: How can you be sure?
Person 1: Because I can look at my living room and see that there is no hippo there.
Person 2: Well, there you have it. You just prooved a negative existence.
Person 1: . . . oh my god. You're right.
Person 2: See?
Person 1: But still, there is no proof that god exists.
Person 2: There is no proof that YOU exist either.
Person 1: Of course I exist. People can see me, hear what I say, and can tell you of the effect I've had on their lives.
Person 2: A lot of people would say the same thing about God.
Person 1: . . . nuh-uh.
Person 2: Yeah-huh.