wedgie
when someone grabs the waistband of your tighty-whities and lifts up, wedging the tighty-whities in between your butcheeks
wedgie by wedgie reciver July 23, 2008
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An awesome prank to pull on nerds, achieved by grabbing the waistband of the victim’s underwear and lifting up with all your strength. This causes the undies to go up the nerd’s butt crack. Wedgies combine embarrassment and pain, with the exposure of the underwear and potentially butt cheeks as well as the pressure on the victim’s private parts.
The wedgie is often performed alongside other pranks, like swirlies and pantsing. There are also many variants of the basic wedgie, such as pulling from the front of the underwear or suspending the victim by their underwear. Anyone can be given a wedgie, but the prank is usually most effective on nerds (or geeks, dorks, dweebs, losers, whatever you call them).
The wedgie is often performed alongside other pranks, like swirlies and pantsing. There are also many variants of the basic wedgie, such as pulling from the front of the underwear or suspending the victim by their underwear. Anyone can be given a wedgie, but the prank is usually most effective on nerds (or geeks, dorks, dweebs, losers, whatever you call them).
One day I spotted this dorky guy having trouble opening his locker. I hadn’t messed with any nerds today, so I figured this was my chance. This dude had on a collared shirt tucked into high-waisted pants, and I was pretty sure I knew what kind of underwear he was wearing. I snuck behind him and grabbed the waistband - sure enough, white Hanes briefs. I yanked as hard as I could, and by the time he reacted it was too late. Everyone in the hallway was watching, and some of them started laughing. “Still in tighty-whities, huh?” I teased. The nerd begged me to let him go, but he didn’t stand a chance at escaping. I pulled harder, exposing the leg holes of his briefs. “Please stop! Owwww!” the dork whined, but I kept pulling. After lots of squealing, whimpering, and poor attempts at fighting back, I yanked his pants down, revealing his butt cheeks to the whole school. The nerd was crying by this point. To make matters worse for him, his undies had a big skidmark in the seat. I tore his shirt off so he was just in his tighty-whities, and I lifted him off the ground. That’s when the squeals got louder. What really completed the humiliation is when he cupped his hands to his crotch in a desperate attempt to hold his bladder, only to fail miserably, his undies flooding with wet, yellow piss. He’d definitely need some new Hanes. I left him on the ground, knowing that he would never forget this moment for the rest of his life. Never underestimate the power of a good wedgie.
wedgie by broncos502 March 14, 2022
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When someone gets pulled up by his underwear while wearing them, usually performed on geeks/nerds etc... By people who wear boxers/Jocks etc.... The victim of the wedgie is usually wearing breifs but wedgies can be performed on anybody.some variations are:hanging wedgie:when the victim of the wedgies underwear is hung. Atomic wedgie:when the underwear is pulled with such force it goes over the head.Go to wedgie nation.com for more.
When I was in college as a freshman a senior was being nice to me so I thought " phew no wedgies anyomore" but the next week when I said hi to her she turned and said "Don't take it personal, but us seniors only help you victims the first week then shep turned me around and wedgied my briefs up my butt and she yelled "Seniors we got a geek here" and they dragged me away I said "why?" and they stripped me to my briefs and hung me. Ever since wedgies has been happening to me.
Wedgie by dictionarymaker February 13, 2013
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A torture device used mostly in high school by bullies to use on nerdy kids. When your tighty wighties are pulled up your buttcrack.
Wedgie by Annnoompusperson November 26, 2019
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A wedgie occurs when a person's underwear or other garments are wedged between the buttocks. While a wedgie can be created naturally, the term is usually associated with a prank or as a form of bullying. When a person is on the receiving end of a wedgie, his or her underwear is forcibly pulled up by a second person.
Wedgies are commonly featured in popular works, either as a form of low comedy or as a behaviour representative of bullying. In such works, briefs are usually the type of underpants that a wedgie is performed upon
Wedgies are commonly featured in popular works, either as a form of low comedy or as a behaviour representative of bullying. In such works, briefs are usually the type of underpants that a wedgie is performed upon
The other day me and my older sister were home alone. My parents were out of town so she was forced to babysit me. When I fell asleep she woke me up by dragging me out of my bed by my tighty whities. She then gave me an atomic melvin that completly crushed my balls. Then she made me put on one of her g strings which had icy hot all on the inside. Then she gave me a hanging melvin wedgie untill it broke. She was so pissed it broke she handcuffed me and put me in one of her dirty thongs. She then gave me such a bad wedgie and ductaped it up to my neck. Then she got a brush and beat the shit out of my ass and balls and took pics the whole time!
She finally let me go but had invited her friends over. There was about 4 girls in total. They gave me so many wedgies like squeky cleans, nature wedgies, messy wedgies, and more hanging melvins. The worst was when they put me in a thong and put a diaper over it. Then the gave me a hanging wedgie. They even made me sleep like that until sunday. Then they continued to wedgie me untill Monday morning when my parents came home. They said they would do this everytime my parents left wich was almost every other weekend! Im so glad my nuts didnt fall off!
She finally let me go but had invited her friends over. There was about 4 girls in total. They gave me so many wedgies like squeky cleans, nature wedgies, messy wedgies, and more hanging melvins. The worst was when they put me in a thong and put a diaper over it. Then the gave me a hanging wedgie. They even made me sleep like that until sunday. Then they continued to wedgie me untill Monday morning when my parents came home. They said they would do this everytime my parents left wich was almost every other weekend! Im so glad my nuts didnt fall off!
Wedgie by wedgieslave01 March 10, 2011
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So my friends andy and brad invited me over to brads house for the summer. his parents were away for the summer and left him with money and a ton of stuff. so of course we came over. for years they had always given me wedgies. they were some of the most painful experiences i can remember, but i knew not to fight back, i was too weak.so when i got there they immediatly tackled me and stripped off all my clothes except for my tighty whightys, and carried me to the backyard. they spit in my underwear and wedgied them up my butt. then they hung me up on the tree and got sum ducktape, and taped my feet together and strung my arms through the legholes of my undies. Then they taped bags of warm water on my hands and feet, then fed me tons of bottles of water, like ten bottles. they kicked my balls then left. two hour later i fell asleep. i woke up to andy peeing on me and i realized i was soaked cause i peed myself so many times while i slept. they were laughing and taking pictures i looked down and saw i was hard. every day they did this for a whole month, giving me twenty water bottles a day and feeding me meals, never letting me down so i always peed and crapped myself in the hanging wedgie. they also fed me laxitives twice a day so i crapped myself countless times. whenever i got hard they took pictures and kicked my balls hundred of times so i cried. this lasted two month.
wedgie by pathetickid November 15, 2010