emo 

Emo + Homosexual = Emosexual.

Emo #1: Im sad, life sucks, I am a faggot!
Emo #2: Awww... I am more sad now
Emo #1: Wanna fuck?
Emo #2: Sure, because we are...
Emo #1 & Emo #2: Emosexuals!

emo by GT-Behemoth July 29, 2009

Emo 

While emo is a form of punk, and used to be a music-based culture (emo stands for 'emotive,' not emotional, you morons) this definition is depicting the two types of modern emo:

1. Mainstream emo: Your typical annoying, greasy-haired whiny teen who thinks that their life sucks, when they honestly don't know what they're talking about. A freaking cult- all of them are obsessed with being unique, and yet they are sucked up by the enormous wave of conformity that MTV created to enslave the stupid ones. Often times will cut themselves for attention, or do something of the like. They feel unappreciated, and 'find themselves' in art and their supposed 'darkness.' Myspace is life for some of them.

2. Other: Just that- a truly depressed person who doesn't fit in, possibly because of mood swings, or trauma in early life. Tries not to fit the aforementioned definition of Mainstream emo; they know it's fake and not really them. These are the people with real artistic skills, and actual talent. Someone with severe Aspergers who refuses to take meds, for instance.

1. Anonymous emo boy digs into his wrists with a razor in the closet, darkly musing on darkness. He realizes later in life that he had made a terrible mistake, being an MTV-slave/ carbon copy with no real identity. But, he's already screwed up his life; taking those anti-depressants that he didn't need got him hooked, and he's in a ward. Now he knows what it's like to be all alone... and he hates it.

2. Anonymous 'Other' is strolling along, hands deep in her pockets. She hums a few bars of a song she can't remember the words to, and rolls her eyes at the group of Mainstreamers, all dressed in black and dark. "What a bunch of f*ckheads," she whispers, traipsing away.

Emo by The Doubt Shadow August 22, 2009

Emo 

Emos are people who wear super-tight skinny jeans and tight T-shirts, like Converse, and have long hair that they CONSTANTLY flip out of their eyes, which can get really annoying. Most emos are fake posers who act emo for attention, but there are some who like the music, which is mainly metalcore and screamo. Real emo never existed. Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance are simply pop-punk bands, which suck save fore a few songs. The there are people who are really depressed, but most don't dress emo. In short, emos are annoying pretty boys/girls that are trying to be different by conforming. In the social chain, they are right below everything else and are preyed upon by punks, Goths, headbangers, metalheads, gangstas, poseurs, Nazis, straight-edges and hippies alike.

A punk bumps into an emo in the hallway.
Punk: Sorry man.
Emo: Why?! Why do people have to make me want to KILL myself!? I'LL KILL YOU!
The emo attacks the punk and proceeds to get the shit beaten out of him.

Emo by DJ Loomis February 12, 2010

Emo 

A group of people/music everyone else like to give shit.

Emo basically means the group all the other cliques like to give hell when, in fact, they are all being idiotic hypocrites.

example:

Popular guy: Hey! you emo fag, go kill yourself!!! LOL!!!
That annoying girl in you class that everyone hates: OMG LOL!!!
dorky kid: You can do the world a service, go slit your wrists.
Teacher: Why do you have to be so different? Whats wrong with conformism?
Emo kid: *Ignores the cruel insults, they aren't even worth the time*

Popular girl: Why can't you just kill yourself already? you're so worthless and stupid!!!!!!

Popular guy: LOL OMG THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!
Un-popular guy: Yeah you stupid emo go kill yourself

Un-popular girl: You're sooooooooo gay. No girl would ever go out with you.

Emo kid: *Kills self because of how fucking stupid his classmates are being*

All students who used to tease the emo kid: *fake sadness* We didn't mean to kill him/her!!! It was an accident
Me: Retards, you didn't think that calling someone names and telling them they are worthless and stupid would get them upset??

Students (Bullies): But he wasn't a real person, he was just adhering to a trend!
Me: *amazed that neanderthals like these idiots know what "adhering" means, then gets over it* not a real person?? Cause he was different? wow, so this is why the planet is being shot to hell... bigots like you are going to inherit the world... Damnnn, we're all screwed.

Emo by WTH?? May 25, 2011

Emo 

Girls:
-Choppy black hair that is always in their eyes
-Heavy eyeliner
-Ultra tight/Ripped pants
-Scars on their wrists/arm/thigh
-They complain about the world and themselves
-Needs a reality check

Boys:
-Choppy black hair that is always in their eyes
-Wears makeup
-Wears tight girl pants
-They cry into their hair
-Scars on their wrists/arm/thigh
-They complain about the world and themselves
-Needs a reality check

Emo Boy: "I hate my life."
Emo Girl: "I hate my life more. Lets cut ourselves and cry together. Then take pictures and put them on myspace."

Emo by jetplanes September 7, 2008

EMO 

Emo

Closely related to Immature. Can be defined as to be the worst possible kind of social status yet impressiveley illustrious.

Basic signs of being emo include:

1. Wearing of clothes from the opposite sex(preferably tight and black)

2. Listening to noise (what they call music) that includes no musicality at all.

3. In some cases, same sex smooches. (Females smooches are hot) Males on the other hand, NOT COOL and TOTALY GAY.

4. They deal with their problems in a very immature manner by cutting (They also say that cutting means coolness) and making compositions/poems and other stuff that wont even pass as reading materials for children.

5. Actually you don't need signs to know what emos look like or wher they are, they are almost anywhere including hell (heaven is off-limits to emos, even Satan hates them but he managed to find a deep hole in hell to keep them away from real people that died).

6. If your reading this and your emo, don't be offended. What you are reading is the real world outside yours.

The world needs the anti-emo version of Hitler...

EMO by chad3225698 September 6, 2007

emo 

let me get ONE thing straight here: the word "emo" is NOT A NOUN!!!
let me say it again... ITS NOT A NOUN! its an ADJECTIVE!

IF YOU'RE GOING TO VERBALLY ABUSE MY COMPATRIOTS IN PAIN, DO IT RIGHT!

oh and btw...
the pants are not girl pants, they're made for guys.
not all of us cut ourselves.
not all of us sit sobbing all night.
no, not all girls like football captains.
and NO, we are not retarded.
not all of us come from the suburban middle class
some of us are perfectly normal, happy people who happen to wear black, enjoy pain, and have our hair over our eyes.

i think i'll go post something mean about jocks.

"that person is an emo" is incorrect.
"that person is emo" is correct.

emo by defender of all things emo September 17, 2008