God 

1.A transcendent, always existent being.
2.The only way to explain existence in motion without violating the laws of thermodynamics.

The Christian God

God by Bob April 16, 2004

God 

A term used by humanoids to identify a subjective character whom they collectively agree is the Originator of circumstances.

The subjective character, located within the point of view of the humaniods was originally fancied, via the mechanisim of shunting responsibility for circumstances.

The original intention of this mechanisim is to cause the persistance of circumstances.

The sole intention of humanoids in using the "god mechanisim" is to protect bodies via bidding, to get a desirable condition for the body to persist.

Humanoid: Do You believe in god?

Myself: What are you talking about?

Humanoid: Do You believe in god?!?

Myself: I have no idea what you're
talking about.... Bye.

God by [e-mail] July 4, 2006

god 

a person on urban dictionary who people assume is refering to the "god" from the christian denominations and not from other religions

dudeguyperson1 : dude god rocks!
dudeguyperson2 : god? i havnt seen him splitting any seas latly!
dudeguyperson1: i was talking bout Thor but k....

god by RALPH GUY PERSON January 15, 2008

God 

The creator of the universe and heavens and earth. The bible is God's word and the way he talks to us. The Trinity is God, the Holy Spirit, and Jesus. Jesus came and saved us on the cross, God is the Father of us all, and the Holy Spirit lives within u when u accept God as your savior. We have to accept, believe, follow, and obey Him that is the true way to have eternal life. In the bible it says Jesus came and rose up to heaven after dieing on the cross and ressurecting. In Revelation (last book of the Bible) it says Jesus will come and open the gates of heaven for all to see when he opens the sky and the temple of God will be rebuilt and all believers will be taken up to heaven. If u don't believe God's Word just read it and it will blow your mind!

Genisis 1:1
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
Psalms 27:1
The lord is my light and my salvation, whom shall I fear? The Lord is defense of my life, whom shall I dread?
John 3:16
For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but eternal life.

Just 3 verses read the rest and see what God has to say!

God by God's earthly son April 22, 2008

god 

chuck norris

boy:chuck norris god he ju----
chuck norris: *round house kick*

god by asdfggh March 4, 2010

God 

A large black male with a booming voice and a high amount of intelligence.

Morgan Freeman is God

God by iPenisNiggerMorganFreeman June 9, 2012

god 

ok people..how could god be real? if hes soo real and created man and animal in the same day, how come dinosaurs exsisted and there are no recordings of it..and the bible made adam and eve seem INTELLIGENT!! how the hell could he exsist? think about it..if theres "God" shouldnt there be other gods? its possible there r others b/c GOD is here supposedly...its just some figure made to give people hope...the bible was written by some hallosenating iranian...people who worship any god are weak...u should believe in ur own self..face it..we evolved...theres logical proof..god is not logical proof...

gods are a figment of your imagination that give u hope and do not exsist

god by ANTI-CHRIST! August 8, 2003