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A douchebag guy. Kyle embodies the generic white male, addicted to monster energy drinks, Newport cigarettes, cheap snap back hat (typically with a monster energy symbol), most likely living with his parents or his homies because he doesn’t have a job, posts rap lyrics about pulling guns on people & taking his rage at minor inconveniences out on drywall because that won’t hurt his hands.
"God I want a Monster right now so bad it makes me so angry"
"Kyle no!!! We've already replaced the drywall three times this month!!"
Kyle by Bones95 June 11, 2019
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A God-dam Wannabe spellslinger that wants to learn magic but doesn't deserve to because he sucks
Wizard 1: Hey should I show Kyle a spell?
Wizard 2: No way! Kyle's a loser
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Bad sense of humour, never knows when to stop, rude, dickhead, usually known to have a small penis
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