Where do I even begin? He is literally the hottest adeptus in all of Liyue. Who is Zhongli? Is that some other adeptus in
the game? Standing at about 5'2 but that's because all of his height went somewhere else. And listen to me when I say this man could do absolutely
fucking anything to me and I would thank him no matter what. I want to be held between his arms so
fucking badly, it's become a need. I want to be filled by this man and I would literally drink all of his bodily fluids with no hesitation. I
don't understand how a fictional character can be so fucking cute, so fucking hot, and so fucking sexy all in one. He would literally make you bust a nut right on sight.
Person A: Have you seen Xiao?
Person B: No? Oh- oh my god...
Person A:
Now you have. What do you
think?
Person B: I need him to fill me with his
semen.
Person A: Exactly.