"If you think 2+2=4 and not any other number you feel it should equal, you ain't woke."
"I'm going to eat at Burger
King because they are woke and put rainbows or the color pink on some of their packaging for 1 month, so I know it's food meant for womxn and LGBT
people and not for cis-men
like food that comes in neutral packaging. Burger
King cares for me even though they have done nothing substantive for LGBT
people and the food is identical no matter what it comes in."
"I quit my job because they weren't woke enough. They wouldn't accommodate me for the mental illness I diagnosed myself with from a buzzfeed article and 5 tiktoks and the cancer I diagnosed myself with on WebMD. I told my boss I have CANCER and he told me to get to
work unless I have a diagnosis from a licensed physician. He's such an unreasonable asshole."