1.John's teacher said they only have five minutes left thats why he shotgunned his unanswered items.
2.
Michael: "I heard your
mama so stupid,she got tripped over a wireless phone"
Ray: "That's ok,at least I aint ugly as you are that whenever you pass through a toilet,it flushes"
Angelo: "Oooh..Damn..
Ray shotgunned you man..Boom!"