Hey look buddy. I'
m an engineer. That means I solve problems.
A shot rings out and a bullet hole appears next to the Engineer'
s head
Engie: Not problems like "What is
beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
Another two bullet holes appear, on the other side of the Engie'
s head.
Engineer: I solve practical problems.
the shot zooms out to show a level 2 sentry shooting offscreen while the Engie takes a
long drink from his beer.
Heavy: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Engineer: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?
A level 1 sentry turns around and shoots a sniper who was trying to creep up on the Engie from behind.
Engineer: The answer? Use a
gun. And if that
don't work, use more
gun.
Another level 3 sentry fired a salvo of rockets, blowing up someone offscreen.
Someone, probably the
scout: MY AAAARRRMMMM!!!!!
a blown-off hand lands at the Engie'
s feet
Engie: Like this, heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me,
Engie kicks the hand off screen as a level 1 sentry blows it apart
Engie: Built by me,
A level 1 sentry shoots offscreen
Engie: and you best
hope;
The Engie'
s expression darkens, and he stares right at the camera
Engie: not pointed at you.