Sam 

Sam is a person who bugs a Ethan

A Sam can be annoying

Sam by A unknown presence May 17, 2018

Sam 

They are the badass of your friend group, and everyone envies her skills. She’s intellectually superior and can have anything she wants in a heartbeat, guys want to be with her and girls want to be her. But this blue eyed savage is a lesbian so she’s too cool for the popular cliches and has serious beef with the cliche leader. She goes by Sam because “Samantha” is to much of a god damned mouthful.

“Woah, Sam just stole my girl”
“Shit, Sam just decked Jessica’s dude!”
“Woah, Sam just stole the cliche leaders BFF because she doesn’t have a stick up her ass”

Sam by That one boss ass lesbian May 18, 2018

Sam 

A fag who wears his corps shirt everywere

A-Look sam is sucking his boyfriends dick again

B- thats just sambeing sam

Sam by Any one but sam June 6, 2018

Sam 

Sam is a complete dickhead sometimes.He has the best jokes because he sells coke.He is good at everything even his trim.
He can even pull.

Hi I’m sam

Gang 4 life motherfucker

Sam by Bristol boy June 11, 2018

Sam 

a gay boy that still likes pussy but will deepthroat that dick😂

Damn that nigga going in like a sam

Sam by Chandlrrgdjhmk August 4, 2018

sam 

long haired snapey boi loves like big butty only feeling of joie when around pool noodles. dags from home insuernce want to flek him jjjjjjjjj.

sam is sexual aroused by pool noodles.

sam by abortedjeesus September 5, 2018

Sam 

Sam is a girl that's a shortass thot with about 5 different sized dicks, all of which are chodes, that can be referred to as Stoner Jesus. Can't fucking decide between game design or graphic novels, but bitch oh well. Has gotten her Waluweenie stuck in a zucchini before and very proud of it. Motherfucking is probably a Capricorn that hates Aquarius' and Geminis' the most because all of the ones she's encountered thus far are either assholes, retarded, or both. She'll most likely shank someone at some point, just wait for it.

Sam: DO I LOOK LIKE BOO BOK THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOL TO YOU? YOU'RE DAMN PUSSY CAN'T FIT A WATERMELON IN IT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT.

Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*

Sam by Stoner Jesus September 19, 2018