Japanese 

the best country in the world. don't pretend you don't know it! boo yeah!

japan kicks ass and everywhere else sucks ass.

Japanese by anonymous March 11, 2005

Japanese 

Something from Japan or the actual language. The easiest way to tell the difference from Japanese and another attepmt to be smart is that Japanese always has a consonant followed by a vowel. there are never double consonants but there are cvv clusters in the language. Also R's sound like L's, and most words from english have a U on the end if it ends with a consanent.

Riku Yosaka is a real japanese name
Jonetisame Kuryama Isn't
Ramu sounds like Lamu and Rabu is Love

Japanese by DDRWISEMAN October 21, 2004

japanese 

Intelligent people who mind their own business and go about their business. Some people who still hold a grudge against the Americans for drastically bombing Hiroshima and Nagasaki with an atomic bomb on separate occassions. Their diets are fish and rice. People who are not fat, except for sumo wrestlers. They don't even own a gun. They don't give people trouble.

Pedro: Those Japanese are intelligent. The Japanese don't give people trouble. They don't have time for crime. If a Japanese person looks at the merchandise or money while others don't look, they still don't steal, otherwise, they bring shame to their families. You can even walk the streets in the wee hours of the night in Japan and leave your door open. These Japanese people are intelligent. They go to school six days a week (not Sunday). They have 4 hours of homework each day. My friend is Japanese.
Andy: Really, those Japanese people know how to live their lives. No wonder the Japanese stay out of trouble.
Pedro: My Japanese friends often complains about why those American morons bombed Japan twice, when there was another way to end WWII.

japanese by Tokada April 13, 2007

Japanese 

a language with a rich alphabet system but poor pronounciation varieties.

Lime japanized pronounced as Raimu.

Japanese by watever4545 January 8, 2005

japanese 

Anime says it all. They rock!!

japanese by JC September 28, 2003

Japanese 

1. (Noun) A classification given to those legally registered and formally recognized as a native of the east asian country of Japan.

2. (Verb and by far the better meaning) Used when seeking a word to describe something that is exceedingly abnormal or may have originated only from the nation of Japan. A by-product of an extremely 'proud' nation.

Oh fuck, where did you get this Guro? that shit is crazy...mad japanese.

damn that japanese penis so small no wonder they cant get them chinese bitches!

Japanese by Cal\/in September 21, 2005

japanese 

getting bored with the ww2 veteran on a long haul flight? then just mention japanese, the bastards mouth will close up quicker than a nuns legs, usually followed by tears.

the japanese were called evil because of ww2, thousands of british service men who served their country sitting easy in japanese work camps cheered when the bomb dropped on hiroshima killing 200 thousand men women and children.

japanese by da origanal playa January 29, 2007