A rare mystical creature composed of half Iron-fist dwarf and half
Irish thoroughbred Leprechaun. Known for his wrinkled
skin, hearing aid and frowning
facial expression.
Often the victims of harassment and teasing Garfs are timid, frugal and browbeaten creatures. The Garf may be small in stature and hard of heading but they have extremely strong skulls. The Garf will use his large cranium to escape attack from larger mammals, especially Hens and Dockerill’s.
Shit did you see oggy almost
hit Garf in the
head with an apple.
Boyson is such a retard! He pelted the ball at Garfs
head and knocked his hearing aid out by accident.