trail of tears 

The trail of hair leading down the back to a persons ass hole.

Kevin, when you bend over I can see your trail of tears! Gnarly.

trail of tears by wizbiz November 28, 2010

Trail of tears 

When one gets the instant urge to use the toilet during the middle of a shower, without drying off appropriately. Because said person has to towel off immediately, it leaves a "trail" of water from the shower to the toilet.

My parents were mad at me for leaving a trail of tears in the bathroom, but I had to go real bad!

Trail of tears by McBurgerton February 9, 2010

Trail of tears 

When you or another individual gives or receives an indian burn to your or someone elses penis until they ejaculate.

"Dude she totally sent me on the trail of tears last night!"

Trail of tears by EdgeLordy96 March 15, 2019

Trail of Tears 

When a man's happy trail connects fully from the genital region north, ending and connecting to his chinstrap.

Ethel: "I was having sex last night and I followed the trail of tears to reach his schlong."

Margarie: "Oh my word, just the other day I followed one the wrong way and ended up at the chinstrap."

Trail of Tears by Ocelcinion October 20, 2019

Trail of Tears 

The line of perspiration left by swamp ass when an individual scoots off a plastic chair

Dude, my chair is soaked, at least Andrew Jackson had the decency to clean up his Trail of Tears!

Trail of Tears by Pissbaby#1 November 9, 2020

trail of tears 

An ugly guy's happy trail.

Nathan keeps lifting his shirt to do armpit farts and I think I accidentally got a glimpse at his trail of tears.

trail of tears by nonchalantballer1997 June 13, 2024

Trail of Tears

A local phrase referring not to the forced displacement of roughly 60,000 Native Americans from between 1830 and 1850, but instead to the predictable emotional fallout when bartenders at Willie Beamons realize they’ve once again fallen for Logan. Often marked by misty eyes, heavy pours, and coworkers saying “don’t do it” far too late.

Give it two shifts, once the new bartender figures out Logan smiles like that at everyone, we’ll have another trail of tears behind the bar.

Trail of Tears by Corey Daul December 26, 2025