real 

Assuming that it is something we are able to feel, smell, taste and see, real is simply electrical signals interpreted by one's brain.

Morpheus: What is "real"? How do you define "real"? If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain

real by infiniti X April 25, 2004

real 

poses complete and/or utter disbelief

Synonym: are you kidding me

-is usually repeated a few times to show the disbelief of said person

Julia: Yo man, Denise had sex on her rag and tossed some guys salad last night

Amber: omg...real?!?!

real by xenu! May 22, 2008

real 

Sarcastic put-down. Has taken the place of the oft-used whatever.

"50 Cent rules!"
"Real."

real by icedout May 22, 2005

real 

it is the brazilian currency

how much can i buy wit one real?
you could buy a small cachaça.

muita obrigada!

real by pablo bvs September 10, 2006

Real 

A guy named homam. He is so real that the definition of real became him.

That guy over there is so real.

Real by The Real connoisseur May 1, 2023

Real 

People online say this when they agree with someone... typically in comment sections. it's basically a form of saying "for real" but shortened down for comedic effect.

it's also used as a synonym for "based" and "true"

Jamie: "Pugs are ugly"
Billy: "real as hell"

Real by Evil Thug 122 May 7, 2023

Real 

Something that you definitely aren’t

Are you real?
No, you have schizophrenia.
…
Hello?
Shut up! Can’t you tell someone else is talking?

Real by GoofyGoober10 May 25, 2023