Real

Something that you definitely aren’t

Are you real?
No, you have schizophrenia.
…
Hello?
Shut up! Can’t you tell someone else is talking?

by GoofyGoober10 May 25, 2023

Guess what?

If the recipient asks, "What?", after receiving this question, there is a risk that the giver of the question will respond with, "Chicken butt". In the event that this occurs, the recipient will be shunned by their peers for being so careless.

Guess what?
what?
Chicken butt! hahahahaha
aw man...

by GoofyGoober10 January 23, 2025