The noun 'Ken' is given to people that lactate exceptionally
well through their nipples despite being a male. They
typically have the stiffest nipples, thus making it difficult to talk to them as they are so stiff they could seriously injury a persons eye. Ken's tend to 'need' people to accompany them since they can't do anything by themselves, for example, watching anime and going to kensi. Some might argue that he's just a
pussy. Despite this fatal flaw, they can be
good listeners too. Ken is
short tempered and has a considerably lower
IQ than a monkey. Before arguing with a Ken be prepared to lose a couple of brain cells as they are so brain dead.