Yonk 

Anything, mainly used a noun and typically replaces someone's name

What's good yonk

Ay you tripping yonk

Yonk by King Hicks August 8, 2016

Yonk 

A word to describe the current situation you are in or to describe the emotion you have at the moment

Yonk

Yonk by IAwesomeNathan May 7, 2018

Yonk 

A girl that sometimes, often, likes to be called lesbian. These types of girls have the ability to manipulate other girls into doing what they want. Sometimes Yonks will want the manipulated girl to have them do sex stuff. Such as, get anal beads, dildos, BIG dildos, etc. Yonks are the most valuable types of girls. You'd definitely want a Yonk in your house!

"I love my Yonk, she gives me great pleasure!"

Yonk by thisishowtobeaheartbreaker20 October 7, 2018

Yonk 

1. To "pull out" of a womens vagina and or butthole. 2 . To blow ones load after sexual intercourse.

Yo we was goin at it and i yonked dat shit

Yonk by Paperlobooo March 10, 2009

Yonk 

A period of time equivalent to three weeks. Based on the fact that there is a term for one week, two weeks (a fortnight) and almost precisely four weeks (a month).

Because events are rarely important enough to know that they are approximately three weeks away, the term is more usually used informally as a way of exaggerating a length of time.

"The tournament starts in a yonk, so we'd best start practising."

In its more informal usage: "Ah, the project's not in for yonks, yet, so don't worry about it."

Yonk by Iball February 2, 2009

Yonk 

a person who swears on his/her life that they are from Yonkers, New York, when in actuality they are from Baltimore, Maryland.

"Yonk" is really from Baltimore

Yonk by Nathalie November 25, 2003

Yonk 

To chew something loud and obnoxiously.

The english mastiff puppy liked to yonk on her bone.

My daughter would yonk her gum until I told her to chew with her mouth closed.

Yonk by bugsy555 October 7, 2012