Verizon

A crappy internet provider that constantly throttles its speed and latency because its router gets too fucking hot.

Me: "Yes! Die you minecraft idiots!"
Me: "OH GOD!"
"You died!"
Me: "LAG!! I HATE VERIZON"

Verizon by kingcatIII December 22, 2023

Verizon

The second worst service provider out there.

I hate verizon vro

Verizon by Lemons271 March 11, 2026

Verizon Assclowns 

People that work for Verizon that can't comprehend it is impossible to call them with a MIFI hotspot. You would get more help from muggers.

The Verizon assclowns told me I could check my bandwidth usage by calling an 800 number with the MIFI device.

Verizon Assclowns by Jim Biggins November 6, 2012

Verizon Droid 

The best phone ever in the entire world! Released November 6th, 2009 in the United States and is the result of Motorola, Google and Verizon having a baby. This God of a phone has virtual and physical qwerty keyboards, runs Android 2.0, Google Maps, an AWESOME navigation system, sick web browser, 5mp camera with duel led flash, ability to update mutliple apps at the same time and just about anything that phone can possibly have. Made popular by iDont ads, criticizing the iPhone, which given the features and the fact that its on the best network in the US, it definitely gives the iPhone a run for its money. BUY THIS PHONE!

Speaker 1: whoa dude! you have the sickest phone i think i've ever seen. and it updates soo quickly!
Speaker 2: yes! its the Verizon Droid - the greatest phone ever!

Verizon Droid by droido November 6, 2009

verizon wireless 

Whilst approaching orgasm, the male will pull out, then splooge in the ear orifice of the female, simultaneously chanting, "Can you here me now bitch? Can you hear me now?"

Chad Sexton: I gave my girlfriend the verizon wireless last night. Honestly, it was the only service she could afford from me after being such a bitch last thursday!

verizon wireless by 69AllTheTime January 4, 2009

Verizon Prepay 

A phone service for dumbass poor people that would rather overpay for no features instead of getting a similar service for half the price. Users have no idea how to add airtime, so God forbid you work in a retail store that sells minutes because you will have to perform this simple task all day. And on a side note, just because you have Verizon and 23 cents of airtime, your credit score is still a 450.

Look at this dumbass walking with his pants sagging and Lil Wayne blaring from his phone. Must have Verizon Prepay.

Verizon Prepay by MileHighPilot August 18, 2010

Verizon Time 

The universal time that is set on verizon cell phones

Bob-"hey what time is it"
Jeff-"It's 5:45"
Mike-"Well I have 5:47"
Jeff-"I'm on Verizon time"

Verizon Time by Michael Paul February 17, 2008