Verb. Used to describe a Starfisher actively hunting for the Muddy Starfish.
A Starfisher is often
muddy when seen by daylight having pur forth their best efforts since the crack of
dawn. They steele themselves with a rock
hard determination to erect themselves amongst their peers as a competent Starfisher. They Starfish to hunt the Muddy Starfish, a morsel quite difficult to poach despite any Starfishers best efforts. Upon sight of a Starfish, he will do his best to examine the animal to
the best of his ability, often conducting visual and often oral examinations of the starfish doing his best not to
spook it. This is because Starfish are quite contained and
shy creatures by
nature, often choosing to emit a stench laden secretion in order to protect itself and seem less appetizing to larger prey, often fleeing at first site of a Starfisher in their natural habitat. It is quite
hard to catch a starfish, and as an old adage goes, a caught starfish was willing to be caught.
The closer
cousin, the Aggressive Muddy Starfish is however quite a different animal. It pres exclusively on its lesser kin and as a general rule is avoided by a seasoned Starfisher. This is due to their penchant to bite and scratch when attacked or orientated upside down. This starfish requires special CDC authorized
gear to handle safely, quickly escalating its microaggressions into full temper tantrums.
