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Retarded 

This is an overused word in modern culture. When used as an adjective it can refer to someone or something that has limited mental capacity or something that is perceived to be stupid. It's often misused to disparage people with limited mental capacities as retarded people actually work hard despite their mental issues, but regular people that constantly make the same mistakes or lack the ability/desire to learn concepts properly are retarded!
Many hipsters often think everything is retarded as they cannot speak a sentence without its usage, especially since it's useful in showing displeasure. Hey, your clothes are retarded! Stop wearing tacky clothes! Many corrupt retarded people are political officials/cops as they either can hire people to work for them or judge things in a simplistic way. Nowadays, more politicians are being elected with limited educational backgrounds and it's not surprising they struggle to explain their positions as they are retarded! Many cops are experts at devouring donuts/breaking traffic rules/taking bribes/ racial profiling/ arresting innocent people or shooting innocent people, but lack the ability to think critically as that is why they jump to conclusions/make arrests on suspicion given it's part of their training and explains why many cops are retarded.
Retarded by Smallpena June 19, 2025
(noun) a person who leaves religious comments under informational videos.
(random informational video) "evolution makes diseases harder to cure, as the pathogens that survive medical treatment are more likely to be resistant against our drugs and will spawn more pathogens that carry the same resistant traits"
(retarded person in comments section) "EVOLUTION ISN'T REAL, GOD CREATED EVERYTHING, BELIEVE IN THE LORD, CHRIST AND THE HOLY SPIRIT, JESUS WILL CURE ALL DISEASE"

Retarded Shoes 

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.
I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him
Retarded Shoes by will bitten December 18, 2016

Retarded Nut 

The Retarded Nut is when you get a nut off for the first time after a week or weeks of not getting a nut. The effects are it feeling so good that you become crippled with retardation afterwards.
Tyler isn't the same after weeks of no sex ended with his girlfriend inducing him with the Retarded Nut
Retarded Nut by Shaka G April 27, 2009

retarded units 

The imperial system...
The retarded units are still used in americas.
retarded units by Hebrewsexcabin January 2, 2017

retarded fish 

"Oi, that's one retarded fish you got there, mate"
retarded fish by Heavy & Ze Medic February 7, 2018

Retarded Penquin 

When you sneak up behind a retarded person and pull his pants down around his ankles and yell "ICE CREAM!!"..... in his excitement He begins running aimlessly .....however due to the fact that his pants are around his ankles he instead waddles around much like a retarded penquin would
"Hey tom lets go follow those kids that just got off the short bus and pull a couple retarded penquins on them "