Alexa
Alexa by littleweinerJaden September 1, 2021
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Alexa is physically beautiful but she is an emotional and psychological vampire who will erode your soul with her increasingly difficult demands. At first it seems like you're the luckiest guy in the world to have her in your life but in the end your friends pity you and you've alienated your family in your never-ending efforts to make Alexa's life easier and you'll be left with no feelings of self worth because you will have given everything to Alexa. When you reflect back on it you realize even the sex was one sided. You gave her orgasms and every muscle, including your tongue, has a charlie horse, and she never even said, "Thank you." In fact, the best thing she ever said to you was, "Awwww you were cute. I almost came. I'm sure you'll do better next time." Then she started texting someone on her phone and you went home with blue balls and a boner that felt unworthy. You only felt the slightest bit of redemption when you saw her on pornchub licking an old man's cum off a toilet seat.
Alexa is hot as F bro, but run as fast as you can in the other direction or she'll destroy your sense of who you were hoping to become.
Alexa by Rosemarysbaby666 September 12, 2021
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alexa by Magicturtle74 October 28, 2021
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Coach Ivan sells drugs at Lake Needwood. He sells coke in liquid and powder form. He's worried that the government will track him. Thankfully, he has Amazon Alexa to help him. All he needs to say is "Hey Alexa, call Pedro." Pedro will then show up with Technoblade and Badboyhalo to take care of the government goons that may be trying to stop the deal. Coach Ivan can always rely on Alexa to get the job done. Amazon Alexa, available on Amazon or at your local Amazon warehouse.
Alexa by isa_chan008 November 12, 2021
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Alexa is the kind of person that you want her to stick to you every second. She is intelligent, she can play musical instruments very well but she is very lazy. She gets pissed off easily so don't do her wrong otherwise she's over. If you are engaged to her, don't let her escape.
alexa is perfect