Facebook 

Social website that may nil your chances of getting hired or fired.

Guy got fired over that status update on Facebook

Facebook by Fleursdelilylove April 11, 2010

Facebook 

A stupid website that used to be great before the teenagers and twilight moms took over it. Basically, on Facebook, you talk to people you don't know, 'friend' famous people, and share photos. Honestly, the only things Facebook is useful for are:

1. Posting pictures
2. Planning events

But no, people don't do that with Facebook. Instead, they waste all their time not making a difference in the world and instead playing some stupid game, cramming apps into their page, and gawping at some stupid status like "i juzt finished eating some pi lol" or "hy n00bz, lets al get some pizzazz!!!1!!111!!!one!!" when there's so much they can do instead, like hang out with REAL friends or go to a bar. People call it a "Social Network" but social time is actually and physically BEING with someone, not chatting with them in doofus language. Put blankly, Facebook is stupid and a stalker's dream.

I'd rather be with my girlfriend in real life than 'talk' to her over Facebook.

Facebook by TheReshiram December 30, 2010

Facebook 

\feys'bŏŏk\
n.

An internet web site created by collegiate snobs for collegiate snobs, which has since been opened up to the masses for advertising and data collection purposes.

"I joined Facebook because everyone else did."

Facebook by NOSliwes November 20, 2009

facebook 

stalker's paradise

It's so easy for stalkers nowadays; with twitter, facebook, and myspace, they can get all of our information!

facebook by theycallmejew November 30, 2009

facebook 

Facebook is a online site where you can add people you know check there pictures, write on there wall, ect. you can also play games like farmville.

(i click onto my friends facebook profile)
Me : hey u want to go to the cinema later?
-20 mins later-
her: okay sure. what time
me: erm now if u like. the film starts in 20 mins. ly
her: cya there.

facebook by Chelsiee December 5, 2009

Facebook 

An album of all the people Ive fucked.

Boy: Dirty blonde at 8 o'clock

Girl: Her? She's in my Facebook.

Boy: you fucked her?!

Facebook by 2cute4you! March 5, 2010

Facebook 

The easiest, cheapest, dirtiest way of creating drama and advertising it to the world.

Guy #1: Dude I hate that girl in that class... Im going to post a status on Facebook referenceing to her but not using her name, and make it obvious its her. Then ill notate every small things wrong about her and make her feel like shit by displaying it to the world.

Guy #2: O.O...
Guy #2: Your a twisted SoB... >_>

Facebook by Dr crayzee July 9, 2010