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Martha Stewart

Surely as much an epitome of the American Dream as Donld Trump? And fuck those SEC charges, that's all part of the American Dream.
I wish my dick was 3 inches longer so I could take on Martha Stewart.
Martha Stewart by notapaki August 10, 2003

Martha Stewart

A sweet old rich bitch I would like to screw and get money from.
I had sex with Martha Stewart and now I have access to the petty cash.

martha stewart

Pulling out of something right before it mess up or fails.
Dude, You just pulled a Martha Stewart back there!
martha stewart by KanseiFC April 25, 2004

martha stewart

Super smart woman. making money by doing ordinary things. people hate because there jelous. i dont see you with he money do i no! muhahaha
rich!bitch! smart! crazy! funny! good thing!
martha stewart by s December 19, 2003

Martha Stewart

The person that has ruled the entire galaxy for the past decade.
Marvin Martian's Who Wants to be a Martianare

Marvin: Who has ruled the galaxy for the past decade?

Fudd: HUEGH the Omnipotent?

M: No

F: Refleb 967?

M: No

F: then the answer is C, Martha Stewart

M: Correct!

Martha Stewart

Martha don’t snitch, she’s too streetwise a real street n**ga
Martha Stewart by jridyxhhe July 31, 2022