Guy: My brother has had a hard time in life, so because I care about him, we should get together. Right?
Girl: Nope. Not on the same page. It seems you're using that as a crutch to get with me.
Guy: But I should get something for the pain I'm suffering, dammit!
(The girl slaps him and walks away.)
Guy: That was deserved. . .that was deserved.