narutard 

Any Naruto fan who's pushed the line way too far. The people who buy the Naruto Headbands off eBay even if they don't cosplay. General n00bs, who really should know what day AnimeOne and ANBU release fansubs, but ask for them anyway.

Narutard: Hey luk at my seXXi new Konoha headband!!!!1 Yo, Naruto r0x0rs!
Person: Do you cosplay?
Narutard: noooooo, NARUTO R0x0rs!!1 gimme da sub w00t!

narutard by the TREE April 30, 2005

narutard 

Started on mIRC with idiots asking for new episodes, has sort of drifted to conregation of idiots on websites such as "narutofan.com" Where people spend all day posting as if a chat room in the comments section of a newspost about how awesome Naruto is and pointless discussions that have been discussed properly on real anime forums

NaRuToSsJ5: I've been commenting all day, not slept or eaten
Me: Don't you have a life? Real friends?
NaRuToSsJ5: Yeah! Of course!
Me: Who?
NaRuToSsJ5: Naruto, Yondaime, loads mate, not Sasuke though that bastard!
Me: Narutard...
NaRuToSsJ5: Naruto owns!!!11111
SaiyanNarutoXxXxxx7: ITACHI!!!11111 *fap*
SSJKYUUBIKING+7: where is episode ##!111111 ffs!!!!

narutard by SSJKYUUBIKINGSSJ+7! January 31, 2005

narutard 

A NARUTARD is someone who only started liking the series after it was localized on Cartoon Netowrk. They flock conventions in terrible Naruto cosplay, made from regular clothing, and wear their cheap Hot Topic bought headbands.

They have a distinct lack of knowledge of the series, even going as far to state random misconceptions that haven't yet occured, such as Sasuke and Sakura getting married, or such and such kills such and such.

They also make no attempt to read the manga, or watch subtitled episodes of the japanese version, which is far ahead of the rest. They are also just recently learning about the 'newer' shippuden series, which is as old as dirt as of lately, and are still unaware the Sasuke and Sakura will never happen, because there is a bony hipped megane rapist named Karin, who loves to molest Sasuke, and punch Suigetsu in the face.

They also have a apparent lack of regard towards other anime that aren't on cartoon network. They have recently flocked over to Bleach, or even Deathnote, despite not having the mental capacity to understand a single episode.

They also fail to awknowledge that Naruto is not the single best anime of all time, and that there are other, much more prominent anime, such as Rozen Maiden, Haruhi Suzumiya, Lucky Star, Negima!? and Pani Poni Dash (Which all scored sufficiently higher, with the exception of Lucky Star, which had not yet debuted, on the 2007 TV Asahi Polls.)

Person A: OMG SASUKE DIES HE GETS KILLED MY OROCHIMARU.
Person B: ... Other way around, Narutard.

or

Person A: NARUTO KILLS OROCHIMARU WITH THE HELP OF SASUKE!
Person B: No. Freakin' Narutard! You don't know anything!

or even

Person A: THERE'S NO FEMALE IN AKATSUKI, IT'S ALL YAOI.
Person B: No. Her name is Konan, and she's like Yomiko Readman.
Person A: Yomiko Readman? WHO THE HECK IS THAT!?
Person B: Agh, fricken Narutard! She's the Megane Queen?
Person A: Megane?
Person B: ....... -pulls out cleaver-

narutard by Suiseiseki March 16, 2008

narutard 

a person who runs around doing jutsus of naruto ninjitsus, wears a naruto headband, loves ramen even though he/she has never tasted it. and always rtalks about naruto, and how amazing it is...

ppl running around screeming i am naruto

narutard by terexyun May 13, 2005

narutard 

a big fan of naruto. usually picked on because of their hobby. are regular people, just have a fetish for anime. almost all are random though, and they do talk about naruto alot. have an obsession, but there are good and bad obsessions. most have the good one, where they still know that it isn't real and just like to joke about it. they like to cosplay and buy naruto stuff, like headbands, and wear the stuff in public because it is funny and entertaining. they do NOT think they are the character. nor do they think that fire ball jutsu and many others are possible. they still have lives, just different from the usual one

im proud to be a narutard!

narutard by dejectedsorrow May 9, 2009

Narutard 

A person that is so obsessed with naruto that it has actually become scary.

AGHH! Narutards!

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Narutard by May . January 6, 2007

Narutard 

An individual that thinks Naruto, an overrated and corny anime about kid ninjas, is the best thing ever created and worship it.

You often will see/hear them screech, "OH EM GEE, NARUTO IZ DA BEZT ANIMU EVARRR1!@1!!" Even though Naruto is the only one anime they've seen.

Most of them are either 10-year-old boys, 13-year-old girls or 40-year-old men living in their parents' basement.

They think Sasuke wants to be their boyfriend, when sadly for them, he's is actually in love with his older brother.

They have no idea how to spell, and grammar terrifies them.

They viciously defend Naruto and enjoy shipping 30-year-old men with little girls.

They draw like drunken 6-year-olds, but fully beleive they are the best artists ever.

They often rape the Japanese language. (wapanese)

The crazily attack people with paper ninja weapons and yell "(insert random word here) no Jutsu!!!!"

They write horrible, Mary-sue filled, fanfiction where their character is Sasuke's long lost sister, Kakashi's cousin, and Gaara's girlfriend.

Not all Naruto fan's are Narutards, but the vast majority is.

See also: weeaboo, nerd.

Narutard1: OmgZ!!2! hinata is so ttly kawaii desu ne@!!2!21
Narutard2: ttly, i no! she is so kute! i luv her hare. ino is ugly lol!1
Narutard1: i no! she is so stopid i hate her so much shes a fat baka.

Narutard by Alcoholic Politics April 1, 2009