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you're such a keller.
Keller by Boxman82 December 15, 2019
A wonderful friend and cuddly lover. You'll fall in love with his voice the moment you meet him. May be a virgin but damn does he have natural talent. A writer and musician with fingers that work magic ;))
I'm love Keller
Keller by PenisPastaSause October 13, 2021
The most amazing and beautiful person you'll ever meet. They are amazing friends, and even better partners. If you find a Keller, hold on to her forever, she's somebody you want to cherish, and she deserves it
"Oh hey is that Keller?"

"Yeah she's beautiful"
"I know, anyone would be lucky to have her!"
Keller by we love keller September 26, 2022
a freaky young prodigy
i want to be a keller when i grow up
keller by himmy himson August 30, 2023

Keller High School 

A school filled with TikTok stars and boys with 3 inch penises. Most girls shop at Southlake Town square or urban to be “quirky”. Everyone looks the same. The black population is 1%. Many vape meet ups in the bathroom stalls. Most girls also have STD’s. Also throw really weird parties with shitty music. Total weed eaters will pay 20 a g for sure. In general keller is weird as fuck wouldn’t associate at all.
“ You fucked Mackenzie?”
“Yeah it was a huge mistake I now have a STD, fuck theese keller high school bitches

Keller Williams 

the one man band. should be everyone's hero!
Burned Out Hippie: Dude, Keller rocks!
Burned Out Hippie's Friend: Yeah, wanna hit this bowl?
Burned Out Hippie: cough cough Those are some headies.
Burned Out Hippie's Friend: This is "the best feeling in the world."
Keller Williams by MACKATTACK January 25, 2005